The Changing Tables Turned

While Soren is usually very good about going to bed, he does often resist donning his PJs. Sometimes, this necessitates the counting to three routine, as in "Daddy's going to count to three, and if you're not standing on the P [on the police station of his play mat] so I can put on your PJs, then [undesirable consequence that results in wearing pajamas and losing dignity]." Tonight, I got as far as, "Daddy's going to count to three..." when I received the reply:

"One, two, three, four. I'm going to put you on the changing table."

Yeah, I'd like to see him try. 3T PJs won't fit over my forearm.