Two Good Reasons Not to Pick Up a Quarter in the Grocery Store Parking Lot

1. You are nine months pregnant, and the ground is inaccessible to you.

2. Even if you did manage to pick it up, you would feel like a jerk for not giving it to the Salvation Army person you'd just passed, since you'd made eye contact and given her that we live in a plastic society and I don't carry any change look, and it was kind of far to walk back there with your heavy cart, because you are nine months pregnant.